Salt of Urph
Your new third favourite Dungeons & Dragons podcast set within the farcical world of Urph! Join Tarquin the noble pickpocket, Ruth the wild forest-woman ranger, Styx the orcish bard and Lumpkin the enchanted teddy-bear barbarian as they foil any plans the DM's had for a cohesive or insightful plot. From the creators of the Tales of Grinn & Berrit, the Messrs Fleming & Lowe present to you: Salt of Urph
Episodes
28 episodes
Salt of Uprh EP 25: Jumpy, the Most Suicidal Frog in the West (Season Finale)
It's the season finale! It's Lumpkin vs Mrs Slayde, Styx vs Lumpkin, Tarquin vs Sobriety, Ruth vs the Ineptitude of the Party. Who will come out on top? Who the hell knows!? Even we're not sure, and we were there!Artwork by Floren...
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Season 1
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Episode 27
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1:07:10
Salt of Urph EP 24: Where the Party Accidentally Murder the Dungeon Master
In this episode, the party devises a plan so poor that over time it eventually renders the DM a shivering wreck. Styx makes a fart cloud, Tarquin throws up and Skinner and Meepo fail at rescuing. Artwork by Florence ScottMusic...
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Season 1
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Episode 26
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49:09
Salt of Uprh EP 23: Which Witch Wants What?
The party has a ship now! It doesn't really help them find Andrew, nor does it help them free themselves from Mrs Slayde. But they have a ship now! Tarquin finds out who sent Skinner after him, Styx abuses his newfound autho...
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Season 1
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Episode 25
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58:28
Salt of Uprh EP 22: How to Acquire a Ship for less than Three Gold!
Amazing! Only one day ago this adventuring party were wandering through the sewers of Innovsfall, and now look at them! Shock! Are those Tarquin's old clothes! Where did Ruth get that exploding arrow!? Wow! Prestidigitation!?!?!? And more...
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Season 1
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Episode 24
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1:06:22
Salt of Urph EP 21: The Return of Tarquin's Trousers
The hunt for blood continues as the party makes a trip to the museum. Styx forgets he can cast spells, Lumpkin has some much needed rest, and Tarquin sees a sign of home.Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam WheatleyEdited...
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Season 1
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Episode 23
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58:59
Salt of Urph EP 20: Let's-Everyone-Bully-Lumpkin Day
The creature beneath the tower has been slain, and the party have escaped the gaol as free men... and women... and bears! Now, with the battery secured, the magic-resonator charged and the box at hand it is time for the party to lo...
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Season 1
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Episode 22
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59:58
Salt of Uprh EP 19: Fluff, Fire, Feather and Flesh (Part 2)
It's been a year since the first episode came out! And do we have something special planned? You bet we don't as our release schedule was pushed back. Anyway, here's the second half of the battle with the Church of Quiescence's flesh golem....
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Season 1
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Episode 21
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52:57
Salt of Uprh EP 19: Fluff, Fire, Feather and Flesh (Part 1)
Do I hear Boss Battle Music? That probably means a Boss Battle is afoot. Have the DMs balanced the encounter properly? Or will the next episode include the prefix 'finale'? One thing's for sure, not everyone will make it out of th...
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Season 1
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Episode 20
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57:31
Salt of Urph EP 18: The Door that Leads to Somewhere Else
The gang are in gaol for a crime they did not commit. And so to address the situation they have now begun to commit several in quick succession. With new allies and gear at their disposal it's time to go venture through the ominous 'door that l...
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Season 1
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Episode 19
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56:26
Salt of Urph EP 17: The Great Prison Flumph Blow-Off
Salt of Urph is back!After not really planning how they're going to escape prison, the party begins their attempt to escape prison. The workforce of the Innovsfall City Gaol are all gonna regret coming into work this day.Artwork...
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Season 1
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Episode 18
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1:01:48
Why is there no new episode yet Calvin!?
Salt of Urph is returning at some point. Keep those horses held for the moment
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1:49
Salt of Urph EP 16: Phil who likes Pottery, and other NPCs
For reasons unknown to the DMs, the PCs, the NPCs and the listeners, the party has volunteered to be arrested. Now that they're incarcerated, they can either choose to break out or stay and get acquainted with their new neighbours. About eighty...
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Season 1
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Episode 17
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1:16:08
Salt of Urph EP 15: Styx has a "Plan"
Innovsfall is holding a trial and the party gets involves. Things go badArtwork by Florence ScottMusic by Sam WheatleyEdited by Calvin LoweThe Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair FlemingThe Players are Smo Ari...
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Season 1
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Episode 16
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1:00:58
Salt of Urph EP 14: Just Like that Film with the Dogs
Though it has only been two weeks since the release of the last episode in our universe it has been a month or two since we last recorded, even moreso for Alastair. We are all out of practice. The party accidentally assault a dwarf and then sho...
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Season 1
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Episode 15
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58:27
Salt of Urph EP 13: Schrödinger's Snail
They've only been in Innovsfall for half a day and our heroes are already on the run from the law. Ruth gets covered in effluence, Styx gets covered in effluence, Lumpkin gets covered in effluence, Tarquin gets very much covered in efflue...
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Season 1
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Episode 14
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53:34
Salt of Urph EP 12: Caught between a Sop and a Hard-case
Trapped in the alley by the mysterious mercenary Skinner and his goons, Ruth, Tarquin and Sniv must fight for their lives to get past them. Meanwhile Styx and Lumpkin are completely unaware that their allies are currently being mugged further u...
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Season 1
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Episode 13
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1:01:04
Salt of Urph EP 11: From Rags to Witches
Night is drawing in on Mrs Libby's House of Comforts, however many members of the party are finding it hard to make themselves as comfortable as they should like to, especially with the present company. Styx signs up for open-mic night, Tarquin...
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Season 1
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Episode 12
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57:11
Salt of Urph EP 10: Innovsfall, the City of the Fallen Tower
Two weeks in to their quest the party arrives into the reborn city of Innovsfall in search of someone who can help them discern the contents of the snail-shelled box. Within the city old allies and new threats introduce themselves. Some are exp...
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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59:12
Salt of Urph EP 9: The Children of Papa Ahtsi
After returning to the caravan to find their allies under attack from a flock of winged kobolds, the party try to regain the ground they lost in the trash-fire that was Episode 8. With kobolds, owlbears, at least two witches and a dragon in the...
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Season 1
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Episode 10
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1:03:52
Salt of Urph EP 8: Love and Blood [Whoops Edition]
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. I saw a teddy bear shoot a laser out of its chest. All those moments will be lost in ...
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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56:48
Salt of Urph EP 7: Exit, pursued by Owlbears
Two weeks since their departure from Bugrull, the party find themselves deep in the southern forests of Innovsfall. Unbeknown to them, they are not alone here, and there are things that go 'hoot hoot' in the night that are feeling particularly ...
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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54:40
Salt of Urph EP 6: Both the Players and the DMs Screw Up Horribly and Half the Party Almost Dies
Kezra the dragon pursues the party as they try to escape with half a dozen wagons of her stuff. Warning: There is an unreasonable amount of vomit in this episode Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley&...
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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53:21
Salt of Urph EP 5: Ruthless Negotiations
With Ruth held hostage the remaining party members put their skills together and form a plan to rescue their friend... a plan which mostly consists of them yelling at the kidnappers until they give her back. GHOSTEMANE - BONESAW&n...
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Season 1
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Episode 6
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54:04
Salt of Urph EP 4: Probably Kobolds
The players know that the three cloaked kobold sized figures are probably kobolds by now but that means nothing until their respective characters can figure it out as well. Can they finally roll a high enough perception check, or will they some...
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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56:14
Salt of Urph EP 3: Discovering Bugrull
Having been set on their quest by the steely Mrs Slayde, the party follow the kobolds to the nearby village, where, they find everything to be unusually usual. Styx makes a wager, Tarquin becomes a hero, Lumpkin tries to climb a stool, and Ruth...
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Season 1
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Episode 4
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59:27